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Wow, so does this mean everything you write reflects Time Inc's opinion? Or do you perhaps have some sort of standard disclaimer to the effect that it doesn't?
Naturally, the opinions contained in this blog are not those of my employers. In fact, some opinions may be the polar opposite of my employers. Some may be the same, for all I know. Hey, it's not like I ask my employers their opinions about everything in the news, okay? Let's just say that if this were a Venn diagram with one circle marked "my opinions" and the other one marked "my employers' opinions", there would doubtless be some overlap. But neither I nor my employers are able to pinpoint exactly where that overlap is.
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An experiment for a column I wrote about blogging back in December 2001. All these years later, I haven't been able to kick the habit.
If it's called Daily Blah, how come you don't ... hey, wait, you're writing every day!
See? Told you I'd try harder.
Mister, you talk funny. Are you one of them furrners?
Why yes I am, as it happens. I was born, raised and educated in Great Britain. I've been living in the U.S. since 1996 and identify as British.
I say, old chap, you forgot the "u" in "colour."
No I didn't. I may identify as British, but I am also an American journalist writing for an American audience about mostly American issues. These two different sides of me are a constant source of tension. Nevertheless, Daily Blah will adhere to American English grammar and spelling.
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Daily Blah for... Friday, March 22, 2002
Try? There is No Try. Only Dog.
Speaking of aliens, a source close to a galaxy far, far away sent me this picture from the slave's quarters of a large corporation somewhere in America. "I never noticed it until today," he wrote, "but Marjorie Knoller [new axis of evil inductee and now-convicted murderer in famous San Francisco dog-mauling trial] kinda reminds me of Yoda." And it's true. Look.
NB. The above is a satirical composite protected by the first amendment and a number of Supreme Court decisions. Yoda is the recognized copyright of Lucasfilm (TM). Marjorie Knoller is the recognized copyright of Satan Industries (TM). Said image is not meant to suggest the leader of the Jedi Council would ever breed (or have sex with) attack dogs, nor that he would be criminally negligent when encountering neighbors with said dog in the corridor of his Pacific Heights apartment building. In fact, he'd probably levitate the dog. Or hit it with his stick. Or call on the spirit of Ben Kenobi to spook the beast. And you know what? Diane Whipple would still be alive today. Ah, that we could all live on Dagobah.
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